04.19.1989 Aries. Snake. INFP. Male. Single. Queer (attracted to femininity foremost). Russian-American. LaVeyan Satanist. Ravenclaw (gryffindor rising). Born and Raised in Gainesville, FL. Resident of Denver, CO since 01.06.2011. FTM. On T since 12.06.2012. Lover eternal. Poet. Musician. Artist.Cunning Linguist. Master Debater. Teacher. Student. Almost Famous.
This blog is full of Harry Potter, DW, Sherlock, Buffy, queer anarcho-feminism, body mods, spirituality, dope shit, boarding, beauitful places, beauitful people, Manspiration, beardenvy, cats, pokemon, yours truly, and whatever else I deem funny or interesting.Ask me things. Tell me things. I'm not easily offended or bothered, so let your curiosity get the best of you, babe.
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
My cell connection is faster than my wifi, but YouTube will only upload videos over wifi.
when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby